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Try to edge with this one – you’ll lose every time!          \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAlso, a Hybrid that looks and feels just like spooge. Its uses are only limited by your own imagination. By joining the Helmet Grease brotherhood, you’re guaranteed an amazing sexual experience every time! And no more being embarrassed at the check-out line! Additionally, we have created a forum so you can share your Helmet Grease experiences with your fellow sexual warriors.  \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"helmet-grease-pure-silicone-lubrication-7-2-oz-212-ml","title":"Helmet Grease Pure Silicone Lubrication 8 oz (236 mL)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHelmet Grease Pure Silicone Lubricant\u003c\/strong\u003e is a proprietary blend of four silicones created for long lasting (longer than two minutes guys) sexual pleasure. 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