When spit and courage aren't enough... Made with food grade preservatives and free of paraben and glycerin, Fuck Water is one of the safest lubricants on the market. The thick white-colored water-based formula stays where you put it and is easy to clean up. You'll probably buy it first for the name, then you'll buy it again because you liked it. Made of only premium ingredients, Fuck Water is the perfect wing-man. Whether you’re going out on the town or staying in alone, you’re never flying solo with Fuck Water at your side. Because it’s glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It’s long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It’s also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you’re always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, Fuck Water is the only wing-man you need. Fuck Water is a water-based lube that contains the silicone ingredient dimethicone. It is latex-friendly but may react with some silicone toys. Before using Fuck Water with your favorite silicone toy, please do a spot-test on the bottom or base of the toy.
This is a water-based lubricant with silicone, also known as a hybrid lubricant.
- Fragrance Free
- Washes Off Easily With Water
Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone
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Return Policy: If, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly give you a refund or exchange on all unopened items within 30 days of date of shipment (less shipping charge). Items that have been opened, have had the tamper seals broken or have been removed from from their plastic packaging are NOT eligible for returns. This is to protect you as well as our staff from potential health threats. We have to assume that any product that has been opened has been used. Absolutely no exceptions will be made. This way you can rest assured that any products from CheapLubes.com is NEW and has NEVER been used or exposed to potential health hazards. Please report within 48 hours of receiving your order any errors or problems with your order. Note that adult toys will have color variations and may differ in color due to manufacturing variations. We can't accept opened toy returns due to color variations.
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*While we strive to obtain accurate product information, we cannot guarantee or ensure the accuracy, completeness or timeliness of any product information. We recommend that you do not solely rely on the information presented on this web site and that you always read labels, warnings, and directions and other information provided with the product before using. Due to manufactures variations and individual measurements all sizes are close approximations (≈). Contact your health-care provider immediately if you suspect that you have a medical problem. We cannot accept returns due to the sexual nature of the product.