Fill it up and start pumping, be quick though, or you’ll get a face full. Let the games begin!
This hilarious duel pump action penis game is like nothing else you’ve seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events.
How to play…
Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. We advise water but any safe-to-consume liquid can also be used.
The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fasted w@*ker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders.
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Return Policy: If, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly give you a refund or exchange on all unopened items within 30 days of date of shipment (less shipping charge). Items that have been opened, have had the tamper seals broken or have been removed from from their plastic packaging are NOT eligible for returns. This is to protect you as well as our staff from potential health threats. We have to assume that any product that has been opened has been used. Absolutely no exceptions will be made. This way you can rest assured that any products from CheapLubes.com is NEW and has NEVER been used or exposed to potential health hazards. Please report within 48 hours of receiving your order any errors or problems with your order. Note that adult toys will have color variations and may differ in color due to manufacturing variations. We can't accept opened toy returns due to color variations.
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2. Adult toys and sexual products are lawful and acceptable by the standards of the country, state/province, and community where you reside. You take full responsibility for ensuring that this statement is true and correct.
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*While we strive to obtain accurate product information, we cannot guarantee or ensure the accuracy, completeness or timeliness of any product information. We recommend that you do not solely rely on the information presented on this web site and that you always read labels, warnings, and directions and other information provided with the product before using. Due to manufactures variations and individual measurements all sizes are close approximations (≈). Contact your health-care provider immediately if you suspect that you have a medical problem. We cannot accept returns due to the sexual nature of the product.